This is another ex-fanfic story. It was a bit of an experiment: all dialogue. Don't know how well it works, but it was fun to write :D Once again, the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

"Jason."

"Hm?"

"Do that again."

"What?"

"That thing you did a few minutes ago. With your hand."

"You mean this?"

"Oh FUCK yeah, that. Shit. Do it again!"

"Just did."

"Again again, you idiot!"

"Oh. Like that?"

"Oh fuck, yeah. Yeah."

"Horny bastard."

"Filthy tease."

"Who's teasing?"

"All right, then. Give it."

"What do you mean, Ronny?"

"I wanna fuck you. Spread 'em."

"You know what you have to do if you want me like that."

"Oh come on, please? Don't make me."

"But you know what it does to me, Ron."

"I know. I like what it does, I just don't like singing it in bed. I feel stupid."

"But Roooooooony....!"

"Oh, all right. Princess."

"Go on, quit stalling."

"Dammit. Okay... IIIIIIIIIII love to love you baby... IIIIIIIIII love to love you baby..."

"Ohhhh, oh yeah, don't stop..."

***

"Mmmmm... God you're good, Ron."

"I know."

"Modest too."

"Well excuse the fuck out of me if I know I sing good."

"Wasn't talking about that."

"Oh, really?"

"Don't give me that pouty look, you know how much I love your voice. But I was talking about how you fuck me. Soooooo good."

"I know."

"Shouldn't be so hard on yourself."

"I'll leave that to you."

"What?"

"Well, see, you're getting hard again. And I want you to use it on me this time. Get it? Hahahaaaaa!"

"Shut up and turn over."

"Anything you say, Jason."

"Mmm... god you feel good inside."

"Yes... yes, do it..."

"Ron?"

"Hm?"

"Sing it again."